Lil Deadpool and Anger management
Heya fools, Li’l Deadpool here. Ran into this loveable oaf. For those who aren’t big fans, this is the Hulk.
Unlike me, he is a pretty obscure and hardly used character so don’t feel bad if you’ve never heard of him. He’s got epic issues. Probably daddy issues. But I’m no doctor.
Plus look at that skin! Someone looks like he has an extreme case of Hypochromic anemia. I shoulda been a doctor.
Also, the Hulk has a long list of things he doesn’t like to be criticized on. Number 1- His Skin.
Number 2- His name Bruce, seriously though, who names their kid Bruce? I’ll tell you. Parents who want wedgies to be their kid’s most bonding experience growing up, that’s who.
Number 3- His Intelligence. Don’t call him an oaf. ESPECIALLY to his face, repeatedly.
That’s as far as I got on the list, I don’t remember much else. Situational Narcolepsy? That’s a thing right?
Whenever I am around the Hulk I always seem to black out just after the big guy starts getting annoyed with me. Well, peace out my adoring and slightly disturbing Fans!
Larry, stop sending me those photos, most of that stuff is for eating. Lil Deadpool out!
-James Romansky is a graduate from NMSU and has written many Lil Deadpool’s Diary Adventure Parodies for Zia Comics in Las Cruces New Mexico. He is the photographer and editor of the photos that correspond with each story of the series as well.
A Native New Mexican, James predominantly writes short fiction loosely based off his experiences in the southwest.