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Li’l Deadpool Diary – Guardians of the Galaxy

Guardians of the Galaxy

Hey Zia Comics fans, Li’l Deadpool here. There have been some shady characters stealing the spotlight from yours truly. Though not as shady as myself, the Guardians of… Whatever they guard, are a bunch of misfits with some pretty long records.

The green hottie (Gamora not Drax) was an assassin for Thanos!

Gamora
Gamora

Drax the Destroyer (probably of toilets) has a vendetta against the Mad Titan and is on a mission of vengeance against him.

Drax the Destroyer
Drax the Destroyer

Rocket and Groot… I thought my imagination was wacked. The person who thought up those two must have had an aneurysm of awesomeness after that spark of creativity. 

Groot and I stayed up all night long talking, but I feel like I know so little about him. Rocket is smarter than he looks… Smaller though, much smaller in person.

Rocket and Groot
Rocket and Groot

Then there is Starlord, or Peter I guess. He is the son of the Spartax King and half human. Despite a tragic back ground (who doesn’t have one of those nowadays though, am I right?) He can sure show a loud mouth merc a good time.

Starlord
Starlord

I know what all of you are thinking, “ol’ Deadpool is going to overreact and get in over his head.” The whole shootem up thing was my first instinct, and I must admit I love that plan. But I got to spying on my new targets and I came to find them, dare I say, heartwarming.

Well… If you can’t bring yourself to shoot em, might as well join em! Plus they love dramatic poses just as much as your pal Deadpool. Til next time ZC Fans! MUAH!

Guardians of the Galaxy
Deadpool and the Guardians of the Galaxy

James Romansky is a graduate from NMSU and has written many Lil’ Deadpool Diary Adventure Parodies for Zia Comics in Las Cruces New Mexico. He is the photographer and editor of the photos that correspond with each story of the series as well. A Native New Mexican, James predominantly writes short fiction loosely based off his experiences in the southwest.

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